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Post by NGnius on Oct 8, 2015 19:04:48 GMT
In light of the boring-ness, I will provide people with random quotes from the my (sometimes) not so bright classmates.
Here's the first one:
"(Gibberish) Stop logic-ing everything that I say"
(Said to me Oct 7)
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Post by NGnius on Oct 8, 2015 19:07:29 GMT
Another one from playing trivia:
Teacher:"Which country did John A. McDonald govern in?"
"North America?"
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Post by endgame on Oct 8, 2015 22:44:49 GMT
i get that first one said to me a lot
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Post by NGnius on Oct 9, 2015 23:21:33 GMT
i get that first one said to me a lot Internet high-five! |
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Post by theendgame on Oct 10, 2015 3:27:28 GMT
Which president came before Obama?
George W. ... Washington!
lol, he knew the answer it was just that he was under time pressure
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Post by NGnius on Oct 10, 2015 21:16:35 GMT
Unfortunately schools out for four days for thanksgiving (who am I kidding, it's fortunate, not unfortunate), so I don't have any more good quotes.
Is it sad that I, as a Canadian, do not know/ really care who came before Obama? I would probably guess a George (Bush) but just because he was a previous president, not because I know he was before Obama
If the Donald Trump wins this election though, I may remember him :)
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Post by NGnius on Oct 13, 2015 17:48:47 GMT
"If cats always land on their feet, and buttered bread on the buttered side, a cat would float if you tied the buttered side to its feet"
(The guy was actually joking, but...)
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Post by NGnius on Oct 13, 2015 19:06:23 GMT
Teacher (doing attendance):"Name]'s not here"
Student who's apparently not here, according to the teacher:"Yes I am!"
Teacher (completely serious): "No you're not!"
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Minoriko
Elitist 
Tryin' to focus on stuff other than work....now fight me~
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Post by Minoriko on Oct 19, 2015 2:40:34 GMT
Me:"So, want to go rob a bank?" Cousin:"Nah, too tired" Me:"Why you tired?" Cousin:"Cuz I slept with your family" Me:"Wtf..." I'm also contributing to this with random conversations  |
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Post by NGnius on Oct 19, 2015 12:51:36 GMT
Also Sweet!
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Post by NGnius on Oct 20, 2015 17:49:17 GMT
Me: Qué pasa?
Classmate: Is that Mexican or something?
People around: (Laughter)
Me: No, it's Spanish, Sherlock
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Minoriko
Elitist
Tryin' to focus on stuff other than work....now fight me~
Posts: 45
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Post by Minoriko on Oct 27, 2015 19:09:24 GMT
Cousin: "So, you ever been raped before?"
Me: "No, why?"
Cousin: "Because I think that's what my teacher is doing to me."
Me: "Really? How?"
Cousin: "Verbally, mentally, and I'm hoping for physically."
Me: "Ok, I think I'll go back to my game."
So, I'll try to roll one out at least once a week, only time I hangout at his place.
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Post by NGnius on Oct 28, 2015 0:15:41 GMT
Lol k
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Post by NGnius on Nov 2, 2015 19:11:46 GMT
So one of my teachers called me up to give me my marks the other day...
Teacher: "So, even though you're smarter than me, I still have more practice than you."
Me: "Uh, thanks..."
Teacher: "I don't really have anything else to add."
Me: "Oh, ok..."
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Minoriko
Elitist
Tryin' to focus on stuff other than work....now fight me~
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Post by Minoriko on Nov 3, 2015 21:02:19 GMT
A convo from a Halloween Haunted House event that I suprisingly went too(Worked in a section dedicated 'Prom Hunt')
Me:"..."
Targets of Scaring:"What's through here?"
Me:*Stands up from dark corner*
Target #1:".....Nope...." *runs*
Target #2:"WTF!!!" *bolts*
Target #3:*Laughs with me at #'s 1 & 2*
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