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Post by NGnius on Nov 23, 2015 16:57:53 GMT
So one of my classmates got his arm cast off yesterday, so I thought that this would be the only day in my life that I could beat him in an arm wrestle ('cause atrophy). He still won.
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Minoriko
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Tryin' to focus on stuff other than work....now fight me~
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Post by Minoriko on Nov 24, 2015 1:14:38 GMT
I'm not gonna question the "He still won" part, but you could've re-broke his arm and that count as a win~
Also:
Coworker:"So I was finally able fix the shake machine"
Me:"Cool, how'd ya do it?"
Coworker:"Duct tape"
Me:".....wait...*Checks the machine*...no way"
Come to find out, he fixed the wire issue in the machine by making wires out of duct tape...go figure
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Post by NGnius on Nov 24, 2015 13:58:55 GMT
I'm not gonna question the "He still won" part, but you could've re-broke his arm and that count as a win~ Also: Coworker:"So I was finally able fix the shake machine" Me:"Cool, how'd ya do it?" Coworker:"Duct tape" Me:".....wait...*Checks the machine*...no way" Come to find out, he fixed the wire issue in the machine by making wires out of duct tape...go figure Rebreaking his arm would be mean - the day he got out of his leg cast he broke his arm... Also: Lol, duct tape is the best handy-man tool! :P |
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Post by rollercoaster123 on Nov 24, 2015 23:16:49 GMT
I'm not gonna question the "He still won" part, but you could've re-broke his arm and that count as a win~ Also: Coworker:"So I was finally able fix the shake machine" Me:"Cool, how'd ya do it?" Coworker:"Duct tape" Me:".....wait...*Checks the machine*...no way" Come to find out, he fixed the wire issue in the machine by making wires out of duct tape...go figure WÖT, that's quite awesome in fact  I don't think i'd ever be able to fix wires with duct tape... |
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Post by NGnius on Dec 14, 2015 19:39:08 GMT
Some asks me, not quite out of the blue: "Is it possible to kill someone electromagneticaly?"
Me:"Yes, if you have a large enough electromagnet, I suppose you could rip iron out of people's blood and kill all their cells from lack of oxygen"
Other person: "What? Explain please!"
Needless to say, it was a very weird conversation...
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mimix2048
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What could possibly go wrong...
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Post by mimix2048 on Dec 16, 2015 17:16:12 GMT
Once in the beginning of a maths lesson one of my friends was eating chocolate. The maths teacher came out of nowhere, took a part of his chocolate bar and just started eating it.
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Post by NGnius on Dec 29, 2015 4:14:13 GMT
One of my friends walks up to me, after reading something about Apple developping autonomous cars:
"Will Apple cars have windows?"
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mimix2048
Engineer
What could possibly go wrong...
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Post by mimix2048 on Dec 30, 2015 19:30:11 GMT
One of my friends walks up to me, after reading something about Apple developping autonomous cars: "Will Apple cars have windows?" Made my day! |
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Post by theendgame on Jan 1, 2016 19:00:35 GMT
Some asks me, not quite out of the blue: "Is it possible to kill someone electromagneticaly?" Me:"Yes, if you have a large enough electromagnet, I suppose you could rip iron out of people's blood and kill all their cells from lack of oxygen" Other person: "What? Explain please!" Needless to say, it was a very weird conversation... Nah I don't think you could. Scientists have suspended frogs in electromagnetic fields up to 10 Teslas (that's really strong) and nothing happened to the frogs health. Side note: water is weakly diamagnetic so if you had a circular ultra-strong magnet, you could levitate people over it. |
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Post by NGnius on Jan 2, 2016 21:59:34 GMT
Some asks me, not quite out of the blue: "Is it possible to kill someone electromagneticaly?" Me:"Yes, if you have a large enough electromagnet, I suppose you could rip iron out of people's blood and kill all their cells from lack of oxygen" Other person: "What? Explain please!" Needless to say, it was a very weird conversation... Nah I don't think you could. Scientists have suspended frogs in electromagnetic fields up to 10 Teslas (that's really strong) and nothing happened to the frogs health. Side note: water is weakly diamagnetic so if you had a circular ultra-strong magnet, you could levitate people over it. Darn, my life dreams shattered :P |
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Post by rollercoaster123 on Jan 3, 2016 19:10:44 GMT
Nah I don't think you could. Scientists have suspended frogs in electromagnetic fields up to 10 Teslas (that's really strong) and nothing happened to the frogs health. Side note: water is weakly diamagnetic so if you had a circular ultra-strong magnet, you could levitate people over it. Darn, my life dreams shattered  If it makes you feel any better, you could put some people in front of a giant magnet, and put some bullets in front of these people, then activate the magnet. Other than that tough, as theendgame said, there's pretty much no other way of killing someone with a magnet, that is, without using objects already in said person, such as mechanical implants, pacemakers etc. |
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Post by theendgame on Jan 5, 2016 15:01:09 GMT
Well, I suppose you could... as I said water is diamagnetic, so if you had a seriously strong electromagnet (like really, really strong), you could suddenly activate it as a person was standing next to it, and they would get thrown against the nearest wall at really high speeds...
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Post by NGnius on Jan 8, 2016 19:17:57 GMT
Someone yells at someone else, while in class:
"You failed kindergarten!"
Other person:
"I would have if I could have!"
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Post by NGnius on Jan 12, 2016 22:20:41 GMT
I think I may be a little insane... But I may made a super-amazing-ly amazing avatar...
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Post by NGnius on Jan 21, 2016 16:33:14 GMT
You know I'm Canadian when I mistake people talking about the army in GTA as that time when Toronto had a wimpy snow storm and they had to call in the army, instead of people dicsussing GTA V.
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I don't think i'd ever be able to fix wires with duct tape...
