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Post by NGnius on Nov 4, 2015 1:17:55 GMT
lol
Edit: Whoot first second page!
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Post by NGnius on Nov 4, 2015 19:57:57 GMT
During Physics Class:
Teacher:"Does Temperature affect the object?"
Class: "No"
Teacher:"Does the weight?"
Class: "No"
Teacher:"Does the amount of ears affect the object?"
Class:"Yeeesss!!"
Teacher: (Rolls eyes and smiles)
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Post by rollercoaster123 on Nov 4, 2015 21:29:07 GMT
So one of my teachers called me up to give me my marks the other day... Teacher: "So, even though you're smarter than me, I still have more practice than you." Me: "Uh, thanks..." Teacher: "I don't really have anything else to add." Me: "Oh, ok..." Uhm, ok, what's your IQ? Lol.... |
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Post by NGnius on Nov 4, 2015 23:40:07 GMT
The real question is what is the teacher's - I'm not like /super/ smart or anything...
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Post by theendgame on Nov 6, 2015 12:33:16 GMT
"if people on the south pole have the whole earth above them, how do they see the stars?"
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Post by NGnius on Nov 6, 2015 13:53:51 GMT
"if people on the south pole have the whole earth above them, how do they see the stars?" Lol... Anyone else get that pained feeling when someone says something just so dumb that there is no response to it? |
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Post by rollercoaster123 on Nov 6, 2015 15:10:36 GMT
"if people on the south pole have the whole earth above them, how do they see the stars?" Lol... Anyone else get that pained feeling when someone says something just so dumb that there is no response to it? Yup, sometimes it gives me a headache... and other times.... |
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Post by theendgame on Nov 8, 2015 21:07:24 GMT
"if people on the south pole have the whole earth above them, how do they see the stars?" too be fair, I was quite confused by this when I was very young, but the person who said this was way past that age so... |
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Minoriko
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Post by Minoriko on Nov 9, 2015 3:52:08 GMT
"if people on the south pole have the whole earth above them, how do they see the stars?" "Everyone to the south of me is shorter!" Me:"Weak on the IQ side, this one is" |
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Post by NGnius on Nov 10, 2015 16:53:58 GMT
I'm talking to the person beside me:
Him: "It's the 21st century"
Me: " Yes..."
Him: "So we're in the middle of the century"
Me: "Dude, it's 2015"
Him: "Yeh, so it's the middle of the century"
Me: "No"
Him: "Yes"
Me: (Puts head on desk) "No, a century is 100 years"
Him: "It's the middle of the century"
Me: "Oh, you mean decade"
Him: "Uh, no, I mean century"
Me: "It's the 202nd decade, too... we've been around longer than 200 years..."
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Post by NGnius on Nov 17, 2015 0:17:55 GMT
Two Things that you don't care about about me:
1. I walk really fast
2. I often almost walk into automatic doors because they don't open fast enough (and then anyone who was watching me looks alarmed)
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Post by NGnius on Nov 17, 2015 17:59:25 GMT
My physics teacher is really bad at drawing, and is trying to explain to us how a person and a bicycle are considered one unit effectively for the question.
Teacher: (finishes drawing poorly drawn bicycle, where the person and the bicycle are distinguishable from each other) "This is the persycle"
Students: "What?... the legs of the person are the frame?"
Teacher: "Not to be confused with the perpsicle, which is a person in a freezer."
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Minoriko
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Tryin' to focus on stuff other than work....now fight me~
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Post by Minoriko on Nov 18, 2015 0:41:18 GMT
I died at the automatic doors xD My only issue is that I approach them like a wild animal, they never open for me so I gotta sit there and mess with them til its physically safe to walk through
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Post by NGnius on Nov 18, 2015 13:58:47 GMT
I died at the automatic doors xD My only issue is that I approach them like a wild animal, they never open for me so I gotta sit there and mess with them til its physically safe to walk through I hate it when someone else walks through them before me, because they always start closing, making me flinch, and then they open up again. Sometimes I actually walk through them before they start to open again, so it just makes it look like the world is lagging, because they only respond after I'm past them. |
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Post by rollercoaster123 on Nov 18, 2015 22:02:41 GMT
A convo from a Halloween Haunted House event that I suprisingly went too(Worked in a section dedicated 'Prom Hunt') Me:"..." Targets of Scaring:"What's through here?" Me:*Stands up from dark corner* Target #1:".....Nope...." *runs* Target #2:"WTF!!!" *bolts* Target #3:*Laughs with me at #'s 1 & 2* Sounds like my usual halloween, lol. |
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